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10、算命的说我20岁之后要多少钱有多少钱；现在我过了20岁了，身上只有16.8元，因为我只要到这么多。

Fortune tellers say how much money I need after 20 years old; now I'm over 20 years old, and I only have 16.8 yuan on me, because I only need so much money.

11、好怀念小时候，只要伸手就能要到钱；现在不行了，得跪在马路边上伸手才行。

Good miss childhood, as long as the hand can get money; Not now. I have to kneel on the edge of the road and stretch out my hand.

12、都知道失败是成功之母，那成功之父是谁呢？向我转账100元，你就是成功支付！

We all know that failure is the mother of success, but who is the father of success? Transfer 100 yuan to me, you pay successfully!

13、不要跟我讲道理，给我钱就行了，你说啥都对。

Don't reason with me. Just give me the money. Everything you say is right.

14、昨晚睡不着数羊，数到第68只，狼来了；看看羊群疯狂逃窜的样子，我想那肉肯定很劲道，于是我打开美团，点了三十串羊肉串。

Last night, I couldn't sleep and count the sheep. When I got to the 68th one, the wolf came. Looking at the crazy running of the sheep, I thought the meat must be very strong. So I opened meituan and ordered 30 kebabs of mutton.

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