朋友圈沙雕文案 (2-1)

1、我今晚得早点睡，昨晚梦见的一个亿还没花完。

I have to go to bed early tonight. I still have a hundred million dollars in my dream last night.

2、发量少的朋友注意了！出门一定要戴帽子，因为二月春风似剪刀。

Pay attention to those who have less hair! You must wear a hat when you go out, because spring breeze in February is like scissors.

3、一个人如果胖到位了，看书都像在点菜。

If a person is fat enough, reading is like ordering food.

4、真羡慕你们有那么多口红，今天阿玛尼，明天兰蔻；像我这样的，只有出门时往对联上亲一口。

I really envy you have so much lipstick, today Armani, tomorrow Lancome; Like me, only to go out to kiss on the couplet.

5、我现在对钱都不感兴趣，不信你们给我发几个红包试试。

I am not interested in money now, I do not believe you can send me a few red packets try.

6、问一下各位美女，假如有两个男生追你，一个开法拉利，另一个没有车，但是北京上海各有一套三居室；你打算什么时候从梦里醒过来？

Ask each belle, if have two boys chase after you, one opens ferrari, another does not have a car, but Beijing Shanghai each has a 3 bedrooms; When are you going to wake up from your dream?

7、今天给大家介绍一下我减肥的方法：许愿。

Today I would like to introduce to you the method of losing weight: wishing.

8、谈恋爱这种事，一般男的被甩都是因为经济问题；女的被甩都是因为颜值问题；但如果我被甩，说实话，应该是对方脑子有问题。

Love this kind of thing, the average man is dumped because of financial problems; Women are dumped because of their appearance level; But if I get dumped, to be honest, the other person is out of their mind.

9、今年收入比较稳定，除去一切开销，还剩个锤子。

This year's income is relatively stable, except for all expenses, there is still a hammer left.

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