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尴尬，戴了口罩帽子去买宵 夜，还是被人认出来了：帅哥吃点什么？

Embarrassed, wearing a mask and hat to buy a midnight snack, or recognized by people: what does a handsome guy eat?

今晚月色真美，幸亏没死在昨天。

The moon is beautiful tonight. Fortunately, I didn't die yesterday.

不是因为看到了希望才坚持，而是因为坚持了，才知道没希望。

It's not because you see hope that you insist, but because you insist that you know there is no hope.

快军训了，有谁愿意替父从军。

Soon military training, who is willing to join the army for his father.

人生就像卷纸，没事尽量少扯。

Life is like a roll of paper.

数学让我很是疲惫，物理更是连连不对。学习真的让我憔悴，精神马上就要崩溃。唯有上网我是不会掉队！

Mathematics makes me very tired, physics is even more wrong. Learning really makes me haggard, and my spirit is about to collapse. Only on the Internet, I will not fall behind!

世界上最糟的感觉之一：睡眼懵懂醒过来看时间。结果发现三分钟后闹铃就会响。

One of the worst feelings in the world: waking up to watch the time. It turns out that the alarm will ring in three minutes.

道歉有用的话，香奈儿出那么多包包干什么。

If it's useful to apologize, why does Chanel have so many bags.

洗完澡照照镜子，觉得自己长 得 不错，这可能就是所谓的脑子进水了吧。

After taking a bath and looking in the mirror, I think I'm good-looking, which may be the so-called brain water.

工作之后才发现，学校本来就不打算教会你什么，而是让你习惯以后每天要早起去上班，晚自习是提前让你适应加班。

After work, I found that the school didn't intend to teach you anything, but let you get used to getting up early and going to work every day. Self study in the evening is to let you adapt to working overtime in advance.

有一哥们，酒驾，被警察发现了，他机智地跑进了广场舞的人群里。由于喝多了跟不上脚步被警察发现了，然后带走了他。旁边两个老头吓坏了：“我滴妈呀，跳不好还得被抓走！”

A friend, drunk driving, was found by the police. He ran into the crowd of square dancing tactfully. Because he was drunk and couldn't keep up, the police found him and took him away. Two old men nearby were scared: "my God, if I can't dance well, I have to be arrested!"

你知道什么是摇滚吗？喜欢我就摇，不喜欢我就滚。

Do you know what rock is? If you like it, I'll shake it. If you don't like it, I'll roll.

不是我不知道如何赚钱，更不是我不知道如何省钱，只是贫穷限制了我的想象力。

It's not that I don't know how to make money, it's not that I don't know how to save money, it's just that poverty limits my imagination.

一个老奶奶去理发店染发，问理发师要多少钱。理发师：“80块。”老奶奶：“太贵了，染一半可以吗？”理发师：“可以。”老奶奶：“把我的白的染成黑的就行，黑的就不要染了。”

An old woman went to a barber's to dye her hair and asked the barber how much it cost. Barber: "80 yuan." Granny: "it's too expensive. Can you dye half of it?" Hairdresser: "yes." Granny: "just dye my white one black. Don't dye the black one."

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