能让人开心的沙雕句子

据我观察，长得帅的男人都说自己长得不帅，所以我也觉得我长得不帅。

According to my observation, handsome men say they are not handsome, so I also think I am not handsome.

自拍的理由很简单啊，人有旦夕祸福，往往只要一个不小心，就胖了。现在的每一刻，都可能是你余生中最瘦的时刻。

The reason for taking a selfie is very simple. People have misfortunes and blessings all the time. If they are not careful, they will get fat. Every moment now is probably the thinnest in the rest of your life.

其实我们都是三好学生，我们的三好目标是：吃好，玩好，睡好。

In fact, we are all three good students, our three good goals are: eat well, play well, sleep well.

每当我准备认真学习的时候，这个世界就变得非常有趣，任何风吹草动都能吸引我。

Whenever I am ready to study hard, the world becomes very interesting, and any wind and grass can attract me.

别的女孩子穿背带裤 你说她天真可爱 我穿背带裤 你问我去哪里捞鱼.

Other girls wear suspenders, you say she is naive and lovely, I wear suspenders, you ask me where to fish

为什么有的男生撩着撩着突然就不理你了？大面积撒网，选择性捕捞，你被放生了。

Why do some boys suddenly ignore you? Big net, selective fishing, you're free.

我家有矿：门框，窗框，眼镜框，所以你要不要跟我回家。

My family has mines: doorframe, window frame, eyeglass frame, so would you like to come home with me.

刚刚有人问我嘴上口红什么牌子，我给她指了路：向前一直走，第一个路口左转那家麻辣烫，记得告诉老板多放辣椒。

Just now someone asked me what brand of lipstick I had on my mouth, and I showed her the way: go straight ahead, turn left at the first intersection, and remember to tell the boss to put more pepper.

特别佩服嘴甜的人，有些话我不是说不出来，是我表情跟不上。

I especially admire those who have a sweet mouth. I can't say some words, but I can't keep up with them.

从年初的一无所有，到年终的身无分文，我就是我，颜色不一样的烟火，我看着自己都冒火。

From nothing at the beginning of the year to penniless at the end of the year, I am myself. I look at the fireworks of different colors and I am on fire.

别人吃炸鸡我也吃，别人喝奶茶我也喝，别人搞蛋糕我也搞，别人九十斤我不吭声。

Others eat fried chicken, others drink milk tea, others make cake, others 90 Jin I don't say a word.

最开始，我是你的氧气，后来，我是空气，最后，我就成了二氧化碳

At first, I was your oxygen, then, I was air, and finally, I became carbon dioxide

和女友吵架一个多小时，最后我赢得了自由。

After fighting with my girlfriend for more than an hour, I finally won my freedom.

现代人的生活状态：上今天的班，睡昨天的觉，花明天的钱。

The living conditions of modern people: working in today's class, sleeping in yesterday's sleep, and spending tomorrow's money.

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