今日精选的搞笑句子
趁好看的时候多照照镜子，毕竟这种错觉不是经常有。
Look at yourself in the mirror when you're looking good. After all, this illusion doesn't happen very often.
打败我的不是天真，是天真热。
It's not naivete who beat me. It's naivete.
你减肥卓有成效，衣服越来越瘦了。
You lose weight effectively. Your clothes are getting thinner and thinner.
其实你也不是一无是处，至少在夏天，你还能喂蚊子。
In fact, you are not nothing, at least in the summer, you can feed mosquitoes.
女生说找不到对象，那是站在自动贩卖机前，找不到自己喜欢的饮料。男生说找不到对象，那是站在撒哈拉沙漠里，说没有那是真的没有阿！
The girl said she couldn't find her partner. She was standing in front of the vending machine and couldn't find her favorite drink. The boy said that he couldn't find the object. He was standing in the Sahara desert. He said that he didn't have it. It's true that he didn't have it!
你们的现状大概是收入很少，但吃的却很多。
Your current situation is probably that you have little income, but you eat a lot.
大家好，因为季节原因，我给自己起了个英文名字，请大家以后喊我的英文名字：塞的黑补溜丘。
Hello, everyone, because of the season, I gave myself an English name, please call my English name later: the black plug Liuqiu.
跟你聊天我还不如跟淘宝客服聊天，不仅 回复 快还会叫我亲爱的。
Chat with you, I might as well chat with Taobao customer service, not only reply quickly, but also call me dear.
每次去ATM机取100元的时候，点钞的声音都好像要给我几万元一样。
Every time I go to the ATM to withdraw 100 yuan, the sound of counting money seems to give me tens of thousands of yuan.
唯一能坚持的健身项目，就是观看和收藏各种健身视频。
The only fitness project that we can stick to is watching and collecting all kinds of fitness videos.
道理我都懂，可是听到别人喊美女的时候还是忍不住要回头。
I know the truth, but I can't help looking back when I hear others calling for beautiful women.
我太爱掉头发了，我觉得我上辈子就是个蒲公英，别人都有甜甜的恋爱，我只有秃秃的脑袋。
I love losing my hair too much. I think I was a dandelion in my last life. Other people have sweet love. I only have a bald head.
吃货的人生就像一列火车，总结起来就是：逛吃，逛吃，逛吃。
The life of eating goods is like a train, which can be summed up as: eating around, eating around, eating around.
虽说爱情不能用金钱来衡量，但足以打动你未来的丈母娘。
Although love cannot be measured by money, it is enough to move your future mother-in-law.
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