怼人不带脏字的句子

请问一下，你带的是哪个牌子的手表？怎么会这么表呢？认识像你这样的人多了，时间长了，我就觉得其实猪也挺善解人意的。

Excuse me, which brand of watch do you have? Why is it like that? I know people like you a lot, a long time, I think pigs are actually quite understanding.

不知道你前半辈子到底学习了什么？是学习如何跟别人甩脸色？那么我警告你，我的眼睛不是大染缸，装不下你的各种脸色。

I don't know what you studied in the first half of your life. Is it learning how to give people a bad rap? I warn you, then, that my eyes are not a VAT of dye to hold all your looks.

如果今天我说的话，有什么不对的地方？或者有什么伤到你的地方，请你一定要马上告诉我，我会再给你重复一遍！

What's wrong with what I said today? Or what hurt your place, please must tell me immediately, I will give you to repeat!

我看你这么嚣张，背后一定有动物保护协会撑腰吧？不管怎样还是好好学学怎么做人吧！

You must have the support of the Humane Society for your arrogance, don't you? Anyway, still learn how to be a good man!

你到底得有多么大的体魄，才能够撑起你这浑身上下的这一无是处呢？

How big do you have to be to supportall this shit?

做人能不能真实一点，你的戏能少一点吗？就像你头上的头发一样少一点。

Can you be a little more real, can you play a little less? Just like you have less hair on your head.

有些女孩子见谁都阴阳怪气的叫哥，怎么？你每天哥哥…的，难道你还要给我们表演一个下蛋啊！

Some girls see who all call elder brother, how? Every day your brother…… Of, don't you want to give us a performance to lay an egg!

每天在别人背后说闲话，收个快递你要凑过来看一看，买个衣服你要问东问西，怎么？你这么爱管闲事是不是有垃圾车从你家门前过，你也要让人家停下来排查排查垃圾呀！

Gossiping behind others every day, receiving a express you want to come over to have a look, buy a dress you want to ask the east ask the west, how? You are so nosy whether there is a garbage truck from your front door, you also want to let people stop to investigate the investigation of garbage!

我看你这个人这么凶，上辈子应该是一条哮天犬吧！我现在蚂蚁庄园还缺一条看门狗，你要来吗？

I see you this person so fierce, Shangbeizi should be a crouching dog! I still need a guard dog at Ants Manor. Do you want to come?

这个人真是太神秘了，就像二维码一样，不仔细的了解一下，还真不知道你到底是个什么样的东西？

This person is really too mysterious, like two-dimensional code, do not carefully understand, really do not know what kind of things you in the end?

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