沙雕又不失可爱的朋友圈说说

1、玩手机的时候千万不要把手机电用完，真的太危险了，刚刚我玩手机，电量用完后突然黑屏，我差点被自己可爱死。

Don't run out of electricity when playing with mobile phone. It's really dangerous. Just now I played with mobile phone, when the electricity ran out, the screen suddenly went black. I almost died of my loveliness.

2、我不敢睡觉，我怕我睡着了，世界上就多了一位睡美人。

I dare not sleep. I am afraid that if I fall asleep, there will be another sleeping beauty in the world.

3、好朋友都脱单了，我就比较厉害，我脱发。

Good friends are off single, I am more severe, I lose my hair.

4、算命的说我旺夫，谁想验证一下？

The fortune teller said I'm Wangfu. Who wants to verify it?

5、从今天起，我不再是单身狗，而是热狗。

From today on, I'm no longer a single dog, but a hot dog.

6、我长胖了，没有一家外卖是无辜的。

I'm fat. No takeaway is innocent.

7、每天这个时候我都不敢发朋友圈，因为你们没吃早餐应该都挺饿的，突然看到我这么甜的小孩，我怕被人吃了。

Every day at this time I dare not send circle of friends, because you did not eat breakfast should be very hungry, suddenly see me such a sweet child, I am afraid of being eaten.

8、想当亿万富翁，跟我爸一样，他也想当亿万富翁。

I want to be a billionaire. Like my dad, he wants to be a billionaire.

9、我每天坚持做仰卧起坐，晚上一个仰卧，早上一个起坐。

I do sit ups every day, one in the evening and one in the morning.

10、我不是一个很好亲近的人，不信你亲一下试试。

I'm not a very close person. I don't believe you can kiss me.

11、我睡觉从来不枕枕头，因为我一般都枕肖战的胳膊。

I never sleep on a pillow because I usually sleep on Xiao Zhan's arm.

12、我的优点就是勇于认错，缺点就是坚决不改。

My advantage is that I have the courage to admit my mistakes, but my disadvantage is that I will never change.

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