朋友圈的沙雕文案
1、都说家家有本难念的经，这句话一点不假。即使是漂亮的人，也有自己的烦恼，追求者太多，不知怎么选！
It's true that every family has its own difficult classics. Even beautiful people have their own troubles. There are too many pursuers. I don't know how to choose!
2、饭店催菜的正确方式，老板这个菜我们不要了。
It's the right way for a restaurant to urge food. We don't want the boss's dish.3、年轻人不要老想着天上会掉馅饼，要脚踏实地，也许地上会捡到钱呢？
Young people don't always think that there will be pie in the sky. They should be down-to-earth. Maybe they will find money on the ground?
4、千万不要再说自己的女友是个暴脾气，因为她可能会家暴。
Never say that your girlfriend is a hot temper, because she may have domestic violence.5、希望大家以后发朋友圈自拍不要太过分，毕竟大家都是见过面的。
I hope you don't take selfie too much in the future. After all, we have met.
6、当有人问你，你一个月工资多少钱？你要自信地回答，两万多一点！记住，一定要自信。
When someone asks you, how much is your monthly salary? You have to answer confidently, more than 20000! Remember, be confident.7、我只想谈个恋爱而已，二十多年，我连女生的手都没有牵过。
I just want to fall in love. I haven't even held a girl's hand for more than 20 years.
8、今天心情不好，删几个微商，让他们知道创业的道路并不是一帆风顺。
Today, I'm in a bad mood. I deleted a few wechat businesses to let them know that the road to entrepreneurship is not smooth sailing.9、防分手守则：女友是棵树，生气先抱住！
Anti break up rules: girlfriend is a tree, angry first hold!
10、我的情绪大致可以分为四类；吃太多，睡太多，想太多，花太多 。
My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories; Eat too much, sleep too much, think too much, spend too much.11、只有弱者才会在分手时痛哭流涕求他不要走，我们强者 都是跪在地上抱着对方大腿让他寸步难移 。
Only the weak will cry and beg him not to leave when breaking up. We strong all kneel on the ground and hold each other's thighs to make him unable to move.
12、玩手机时间长要让眼睛休息，把视线投向窗外，想一想为什么自己这么穷。
Play mobile phone for a long time, let your eyes rest, look out of the window, think about why you are so poor.13、听说每个中国人平均每天摸150次手机，我笑了，明明就一次，睡醒拿起，睡前放下。
It's said that every Chinese touches his mobile phone 150 times a day on average. I smile. I pick it up when I wake up and put it down before I go to bed.
14、别人都在为挣钱发愁，我却在为花钱而发愁，就剩下这100块了怎么花到下个月。
Others are worried about making money, but I am worried about spending money. How can I spend the remaining 100 yuan next month.
雪瑶（副馆长）：1806字
樱砸（馆长）：本章完
