日常聊天的神回复句子

1、晚安。

神回复：你先睡吧，我再想你一会。

Good night.

Reply: go to sleep first, I'll miss you for a while.

2、你觉得我穿什么比较年轻。

神回复：尿不湿。

What do you think I'm younger in.

Reply: diaper.3、以前上学课文里最伤感的一句话是什么？

神回复：背诵全文。

What was the most sad sentence in the school text before?

Reply:recite the full text.

4、失眠的时候，你都在想些什么？

神回复：想睡觉。

What do you think when you have insomnia?

Reply: want to sleep.5、媳妇重要还是游戏重要？

神回复：当然媳妇重要，我只敢打游戏，不敢打媳妇。

Daughter in law or game?

Reply:of course, daughter-in-law is important, I only dare to play games, dare not play daughter-in-law.

6、明天一起吃个饭吧！

神回复：我明天不饿。

Let's have dinner tomorrow!

Reply:I'm not hungry tomorrow.7、老师的哪句话能让你瞬间清醒？

神回复：下面找人上黑板做下这道题。

Which words of the teacher can make you awake instantly?

Reply: now find someone to do this problem on the blackboard.

8、你怎么一个人逛街啊？

神回复：半个人逛街，我怕吓着你。

How can you go shopping alone?

Reply: half a person shopping, I'm afraid to scare you.9、历史老师：你为什么交白卷？

神回复：我怕我篡改历史。

History teacher: Why did you hand in the blank paper?

Reply: I'm afraid I'll tamper with history.

10、你咋不上天？

神回复：不好意思，我刚下来。

Who do you think you are?

Reply: sorry, I just came down.

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