让人笑得合不拢嘴的沙雕句子
其实我每一次要骂人的时候都不太好意思，我总是会捏紧拳头，涨得小脸通红，然后最后还是很小声的说了一句：“死鬼，你真是坏死了”！
In fact, every time I secondary call names are not very shy, I always will clench fist, rose small face red, and then finally very quietly said a: "ghost, you are really necrosis"!如果你喜欢我的话就给我一个微笑，如果你不喜欢我的话就把左腿放到你的腰上绕十圈。
If you like me then give me a smile, if you don't like me then put your left leg around your waist ten times.
也不知道你们有没有发现一个奇怪的社会现象，比如说一个很仗义很豪气的男生，那他就会有一个很好看的女朋友，但是如果一个女生很仗义很豪气，那么她就可能很难找到男朋友。
I do not know if you have found a strange social phenomenon, for example, a very righteous and heroic boy, he will have a very good-looking girlfriend, but if a girl is very righteous and heroic, then she may have a hard time finding a boyfriend.今天天气很不错，所以我决定出去走走，篮球场上的小哥哥很多，于是我坐在旁边看他们打篮球，一场篮球比赛结束之后，我真的有很大的收获，比如说，矿泉水瓶子。
Today the weather is very good, so I decided to go out for a walk, a lot of small brother on the basketball court, so I sat next to watch them play basketball, after a basketball game, I really have a lot of harvest, for example, mineral water bottle.
你知道冬天的你为什么那么怕冷吗？主要是因为你没有找到像我一样这么暖的女朋友，还不来这么表白，冻死你吧！
Do you know why you are so afraid of the cold in winter? Mainly because you did not find like me so warm girlfriend, also do not come so vindicated, frozen to death you!这个世界真的很不公平，就比如说我跟我的室友，她吃炸鸡我也吃，她喝奶茶我也喝，她不运动我也不运动，可是为什么只有我一个人一个月胖了十斤啊！到底是哪个环节出现了问题呀！
This world is really not fair, like me and my roommate, she eats fried chicken I eat, she drinks milk tea I also drink, she does not exercise I do not exercise, but why only I a person a month gained ten catties! Which link appeared a problem after all!
虽然你们口口声声地说我不好看，可是有一句话叫做人心隔肚皮，你们尽管说，当真算我输！
Although you keep saying that I do not look good, but there is a saying called the heart between the belly, you say, really count me lost!还在天天熬夜的女孩子，我劝你们一定要坚持熬夜，等到哪一天熬成地中海的时候，就是你笑死所有人的时候。
Still stay up late every day of the girl, I advise you must insist to stay up late, until which day boil into the Mediterranean when, is you laugh dead all people of time.
经过我长时间的努力，我终于戒掉了，在睡觉之前玩手机的习惯，只是我不知道我还能坚持多久，毕竟一晚上不睡觉真的太困了！
After a long time of hard work, I finally gave up the habit of playing with my phone before going to bed. I just don't know how much longer I can keep it up. After all, I'm too sleepy to go without sleep for a whole night!
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