幽默诙谐的句子

1.模拟火灾没有火，模拟地震没有地震，模拟考试为什么就有考试？

There is no fire in simulated fire and no earthquake in simulated earthquake. Why is there an exam in simulated test?

2.知道你和沙僧有什么区别吗，他叫沙僧，你叫沙雕。

Do you know the difference between you and monk Sha? His name is monk Sha and your name is sand sculpture.

3.打了辆出租车 半路发现司机在绕路 我顿时眼就红了 也许他是世界上唯一一个想和我多待会的人吧

I took a taxi and found that the driver was making a detour. My eyes turned red. Maybe he is the only one in the world who wants to spend more time with me

4.在知识的海洋里，我竟然是条淡水鱼

In the sea of knowledge, I am a freshwater fish

5.山外青山楼外楼，作业高我两个头。

Outside the mountain, the Castle Peak, outside the building, work two heads higher than me.

6.扛不住了，减肥餐到底是饭前吃还是饭后吃

Can't carry, weight loss meal before or after meal

7.有人告诉我这世上没有比爱情更复杂的东西了 我一本数学书摔在他脸上

Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in this world. I fell a math book on his face

8.有钱的都是大爷，欠钱不还的更是大爷中的大爷。

Those who have money are uncles, and those who owe money are uncles among uncles.

9.要是无法讨好全世界，那就首先讨好自己吧。

If you can't please the world, please yourself first.

10.今天的我你爱理不理，明天的我，你还爱理不理，不是你这人咋这么没礼貌呢？

Today's I you ignore, tomorrow's I, you still ignore, not you this person how so impolite?

11.挑战365天不做美女，今天第一天挑战失败 去超市买罐可乐老板说：美女3块！

Challenge 365 days not to be a beauty, today's first day challenge failed to go to the supermarket to buy a can of coke, the boss said: Beauty 3!

12.亲爱的上帝啊，去年我许的愿望是脱单，您似乎听错了了呢，并不是脱发

Dear God, last year I made a wish to take off the single, you seem to hear wrong, not hair loss

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