单身时发的沙雕句子

1、我喜欢一个人单着，因为谁都不爱的样子最迷人。

I like to be alone, because no one loves me.

2、今年的主线任务只有一个，脱单。

This year, there is only one main task, to take off the order.

3、祝每个人都拥有爱情，而我拥有金钱。

I wish everyone has love and I have money.

4、我从来都不收礼，如果偏要收的话，那你就送我个帅一点的男朋友吧。

I never accept gifts. If you want to, you can give me a handsome boyfriend.

5、终于开始脱单了，不出意外的话，接下来的日子要开始穿两件了。

Finally began to take off the single, no accident, the next day to start wearing two.

6、开启单身的一天，我不是不想谈恋爱，我是没人要。

Open a single day, I don't want to fall in love, I don't want to.

7、有没有人收闲置的宝贝，反正我闲着也是闲着。

Is there anyone to collect the idle baby? Anyway, I'm also idle when I'm idle.

8、我不喜欢单身，但单身一直追着我不放。

I don't like being single, but it's always chasing me.

9、可能是吃得太胖，所以到现在还没有人要。

Maybe it's too fat to eat, so no one wants it up to now.

10、马上就要恋爱了，和谁不知道，不过先替他高兴一会。

Soon to love, and who do not know, but first happy for him for a while.

11、甜甜的恋爱我配不上，单身的生活倒是对我不离不弃。

Sweet love I don't deserve, single life is to me.

12、别总问我感情上的事，我是单身，我的建议只能是一个人过。

Don't always ask me about my feelings. I'm single. My advice is to live alone.

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