搞笑而不失可爱的句子

1、学习的时候要把你藏起来，不然你会跑到我的字里行间。

Hide you when you study, or you will run between my words.

2、你现在翅膀硬了，可以烤着吃了。

Your wings are hard now. You can eat them roasted.

3、把不开心扔向外太空，结果掉下来又砸中了自己。

Throw unhappiness into outer space, then fall down and hit yourself.

4、我喜欢你，就算我是一只小刺猬，我也会插满甜甜的果子去见你。

I like you, even if I am a little hedgehog, I will also be filled with sweet fruit to see you.

5、刷完朋友圈发现旁边多了个人，吓了一跳，原来是我裂开了。

After watching wechat moment, I found that there were more people beside me, which scared me. It turned out that I split.

6、男朋友只知道打游戏不理我，发张他女朋友的照片给大家分享一下。

My boyfriend only knows how to play games and ignore me. I'd like to share a picture of his girlfriend with you.

7、小时候偷吃了十碗螺蛳粉，妈妈罚我去厕所罚站，结果我比厕所还臭。

When I was a child, I ate ten bowls of snail powder. My mother punished me to go to the toilet and stop. As a result, I smelled worse than the toilet.

8、钱包里放老婆的照片，是为了提醒自己记住：钱包里的钱是怎么没的？

I put my wife's picture in my wallet to remind myself: why didn't I have the money in my wallet?

9、你们最好选择在中午秀恩爱，知道为什么吗？因为早晚会有报应。

You'd better show your love at noon. Do you know why? Because there will be retribution sooner or later.

10、我喜欢的东西要么很贵，要么容易长胖，要么不回微信。

The things I like are either very expensive, or easy to gain weight, or do not return to wechat.

11、别人的无缝衔接是对象一个接一个，我的无缝衔接是排位一把接一把的输。

The seamless connection of others is one by one, and my seamless connection is the loss of ranking one by one.

12、你就委屈点，栽我手里行不行。

You are wronged, planted my hand line not line.

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