又拽又狠的怼人句子

1、最近记性不太好，我是不是给你脸了。

I don't have a good memory recently. Did I give you a face.

2、我寻思着把话说简单点怕你听不懂，没想到我还是高估了你的智商。

I'm thinking about making it easier for you to understand. I didn't expect that I overestimated your IQ.

3、你离开的时候，神明对我说了四个字：人狗殊途。

When you left, God said four words to me: man and dog are different ways.

4、别的女孩可以是小熊软糖，小天使，是快乐源泉，我不行，我是你爹，是你祖宗。

Other girls can be bear candy, angel, is the source of happiness, I can't, I'm your father, is your ancestor.

5、我原来也是穿小裙子的，不过看到你身边有其他女孩子，我就开始留意顺手的棍子。

I used to wear a little skirt, but seeing other girls around you, I began to pay attention to the stick.

6、我会永远做我自己，直到我死了为止，如果你不喜欢我，你可以比我先死。

I will always be myself until I die. If you don't like me, you can die before me.

7、你讨厌我，关我什么事，好像被你喜欢能升华人生似的。

You hate me. It's none of my business. It's like being liked by you can sublimate your life.

8、我小时候被狗咬过，你现在这个样子，让我有点害怕。

I was bitten by a dog when I was a child. I'm a little scared of you now.

9、人类进化的时候，你是躲起来了吗？

Did you hide during human evolution?

10、你打扮成这样，是对这个世界不满吗？

Are you dissatisfied with the world when you dress up like this?

11、多大的屁，要您亲自来放。

What a big fart, I want you to put it in person.

12、你是什么牌的咸鱼，这么想翻身。

What kind of salted fish are you? You want to turn over so much.