古灵精怪的自动回复句子

1、你好，我是机器人，我可以陪你聊天，但我只会这一句。

Hello, I'm a robot, I can chat with you, but I only know this sentence.

2、本人正在闭关，有事请发送红包激活。

I am closing, please send a red envelope to activate.

3、有事说事，反正说完我也不一定在。

I don't have to be here anyway.

4、主人正在睡梦中熬游，请打电话叫醒。

The host is swimming in his sleep. Please call to wake him up.

5、当前聊天人数较多，系统自动为您排队至99+。

At present, there are many people chatting, and the system will automatically queue up for you to 99 +.

6、对方正在回复信息，目前进度是百分之一。

The other party is replying to the message. The current progress is 1%.

7、您好，有事请留言，我会假装看不见。

Hello, please leave a message, I will pretend not to see.

8、请发送我是美女，激活聊天对话框。

Please send me a beautiful woman to activate the chat dialog.

9、对不起，我正在备考北大，请不要打扰我。

Sorry, I'm preparing for Peking University. Please don't disturb me.

10、请不要搭理我，我正在知识的海洋里傲游。

Please don't pay attention to me. I am swimming in the sea of knowledge.

11、您好，我现在不在，我可能出去吃饭了，也可能正在打游戏，也可能出去看电影了。

Hello, I'm not in now. I may have gone out for dinner, or I may be playing games, or I may have gone out to see a movie.

12、你要和我说话吗？你确定了吗？好吧，发送红包激活吧。

Do you want to talk to me? Are you sure? OK, send the red envelope to activate.

13、主人正在忙，除非介绍一个美女，否则没得商量。

Host is busy, unless introduce a beauty, otherwise have no discuss.

14、回复技能正在冷却中，请您耐心等待。

Recovery skill is cooling down, please wait patiently.

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