小年

作者:今天是小年

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油条:(合照)

众喵:你抽到了······5+5+足球!

油条:emmmm

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油条:1,惊鸿(比划受惊)

煎饼:惊······惊?

油条:(狂点头)

油条:比划喝毒酒死了

煎饼:酒???死了,毒酒······是鸿!

油条:对了!

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汤圆:乌龙

乌龙:?

豆花:在古董摊

馒头:被馒头打死!

乌龙:你你你!

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乌龙:汤圆

水饺:在球门里

拉面:吃汉堡

众喵:这是什么操作?

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瓜子:年糕

年糕:在家里

花卷:被麻花砸死!

年糕:艹!

瓜子:你吐吐我血干吗?

龙套:我没看见······

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麻花:年糕

煎饼:在少女手办摊

众喵:(除年糕)撒尿!

年糕:

众喵:死死死死死!

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小年夜······就过完了

作者:字不够,揍旁白

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

龙套:做啥捏?

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做点旁白宴······

众喵:做中······

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众喵:(除汤圆)这是·····················································(好吃)

汤圆:看:

众喵:(除汤圆,卒)

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作者:小年真好!

作者:快乐快乐快乐快乐快乐快乐!!!

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众喵:小年快乐!

众喵:886

作者:1348字~破纪录!

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