适合期末考试时发的搞笑句子 (2-1)

1、期末考试就好像植物大战僵尸，一大波僵尸来了，我连向日葵还没种。

The final exam is like a battle between plants and zombies. A wave of zombies is coming. I haven't planted sunflowers yet.

2、希望期末考试的时候，身边坐着一个学霸，只有这样考试才不用怕。

I hope that when the final exam, sitting around a bully, only in this way can we not be afraid of the exam.

3、明明可以愉快地回家过年，非要整个期末考试让我过不好年。

Clearly can be happy to go home for the new year, the final exam to let me have a bad new year.

4、期末考试我想给自己重新取个名字，过儿。

I want to give myself a new name for the final exam.

5、每年的期末考试都考得不错，只挂了两科，文科和理科。

Every year the final exam is good, only two subjects, liberal arts and science.

6、本来想来一场轰轰烈烈的期末复习，看完复习资料能写完都是个问题。

Originally, I wanted to have a vigorous review at the end of the term. It's a problem that I can finish the review after reading the review materials.

7、期末考试我将用实力告诉大家，我们班有多少人。

In the final exam, I will tell you how many people there are in our class.

8、不求试卷全会，但求选择题全部蒙对。——致期末考试

Don't ask for the plenary session of the test paper, but ask for all the multiple choice questions to be correct. ——To the final exam

9、本来想借着这次期末考试乘风破浪，没想到翻船了。

Originally wanted to take advantage of this final exam ride the wind and waves, did not expect to capsize.

10、为什么期末考试考不好？因为我皮有点痒。

Why is the final exam not good? Because my skin is itchy.

11、世界上最遥远的距离，不是生与死，而是马上要期末考试了，你们在复习，我却在预习。

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