表示自己很懒的幽默句子 (2-1)

1、怎么说呢，能躺着绝对不会坐着，能坐着决定不会站着。

How to say, if you can lie down, you will never sit down. If you can sit down, you will decide not to stand up.

2、我也没有那么懒吧，只是忙得没那么明显而已。

I'm not that lazy, but I'm not so busy.

3、要跟我比一下我们谁更懒一点吗？可是我懒得和你比。

Do you want to compare one of us with me? But I don't want to compare with you.

4、虽然我的灵魂一直在运动，但是我的肉体从来不动。

Although my soul is always moving, my body never moves.

5、如果懒惰的行为需要被记录，那我的人生将是你一辈子也翻不完的书。

If lazy behavior needs to be recorded, then my life will be a book you can't finish in your life.

6、我不是因为懒才不想起床，而是我只有在床上才能静下心来思考人生。

It's not that I don't want to get up because I'm lazy, but that I can calm down and think about life only when I'm in bed.

7、今天去医院看病，医生告诉我得了懒癌晚期，没救了。

Today, I went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor told me that I had advanced cancer, and it was hopeless.

8、突然觉得自己越来越懒了，尤其是在冬天，就连床都懒得下了。

Suddenly feel more and more lazy, especially in winter, even the bed are lazy.

9、自己一个人的时候，通常都是点外卖的，做饭是什么？从来都不知道。

When you are alone, you usually order takeout. What is cooking? Never knew.

10、天一冷我就只是待在家里，懒得下床，懒得出门。

When it's cold, I just stay at home and don't want to get out of bed, let alone go out.

11、可能正是因为我懒，所以才会在花一般的年纪长成多肉的体型。

Maybe it's just because I'm lazy that I grow into a fleshy body at the age of flower.

12、我很懒没什么特长，但是早上赖床是一把好手。

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