神反转的搞笑句子 (2-2)

9、小时候觉得自己长大了就可以拯救世界，长大了才发现这个世界都拯救不了我。

When I was a child, I felt that I could save the world when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that the world could not save me.

10、好希望自己喜欢的人可以用钱买到，这样我就彻底死心了。

I hope that the people I like can buy it with money, so I will give up completely.

11、我还是忘不掉他，每次路过殡仪馆都以为烧的是他。

I still can't forget him. Every time I pass by the funeral home, I think it's him that burned.

12、明天第一次见家长，好紧张，不知道叔叔阿姨的脾气好不好，好不好说话，毕竟是我先动手打了人家的孩子。

I'm very nervous when I see my parents for the first time tomorrow. I don't know whether my uncle and aunt are good tempered or not. After all, I beat other people's children first.

13、你不用故作冷淡，我没有想过继续纠缠你，最后一次了，真的，帮我再砍一次拼多多。

You don't have to pretend to be cold, I didn't want to continue to pester you, the last time, really, help me cut again, spell more.

14、别着急，总有一个男孩手捧一束花走到你面前，然后温柔的对你说，不好意思，让一下。

Don't worry, there is always a boy holding a bunch of flowers come to you, and then gently said to you, sorry, let me.

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