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用一句话证明你是个学渣 (2-1)

1、这道题是怎么做出来的,不管了,先抄再说。

How does this problem come out? No matter what, copy it first.

2、昨晚的作业你写了没,写好我借我看看。

Did you finish your homework last night? I'll lend it to you.

3、你看看我的班级排名,就知道我们班有多少人。看看我的年纪排名,你就知道我们年纪有多少人。

If you look at my class ranking, you can know how many people there are in our class. If you look at my age ranking, you can see how many people are our age.

4、不管考试考成什么样,我都相信我前途无量,迷之自信。

No matter what the exam is like, I believe I have a bright future and confidence.

5、虽然学霸的成绩让我目瞪口呆,但是我交卷的速度,也让学霸对我目瞪口呆。

Although Xueba's achievements stunned me, the speed of my hand in the paper also stunned Xueba.

6、上学的时候我就是坐在讲台旁边的那个,那个位置是学渣的专属位置。

When I went to school, I was the one sitting next to the platform, which was the exclusive position of the students.

7、学霸上讲台领奖,学渣教室后面罚站。

Xueba goes to the podium to receive the prize and stands behind the classroom.

8、学渣的早晨是怎么度过的,当然是在补作业中度过的。

How to spend the morning of learning dregs, of course, in the homework.

9、作为一个学渣,我希望考试卷的题目越来越难,反正我也不会。

As a scum, I hope the questions in the examination papers will become more and more difficult. Anyway, I won't.

10、像我们这种学渣,小时候听到最多的,就是别人家的孩子考了多少分。

As a child, the most common thing we heard was how many scores other people's children got in the exam.

11、藏在我体内的学霸之血,我以学渣的名义命令你,封印解除。

Xueba's blood hidden in my body, in the name of Xueba, I order you to lift the seal.

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