作者:嘿嘿我又回来了
瓜子:我给你三秒钟,赶紧给我写!
作者:去你丫的
瓜子:呜呜……馒馒他欺负我!
馒头:你能不能看看你打的是谁的人?
瓜子:(心想:嘿嘿早上保护费没白交)
作者:好好好我拉
作者:啊呸我写
作者:旁白拉线!!!
老师:这是今天的作业(指向黑板)
瓜子:哦
过了一会儿
瓜子:你这本书借我呗
同学:嗯,可以,给你
回家后
瓜子写了一会儿作业
瓜子:写作业好无聊啊……
瓜子:(突然发现了自己借的那本书)
瓜子:(拿起书看了起来)
“哒哒哒”(有喵走过来了)
瓜子:(瞬间收起书本,接近了光速)
瓜子:(假装写作业)
瓜子:(喵走了)
瓜子:(瞬间继续看书本,接近的几千万光速)
瓜子:哈哈哈真好看
瓜子:(又有喵走了过来,是检查作业的老妈)
瓜子:(瞬间开始乱背英语)I want to read books. I want to read books the most. Don't worry, I'm doing my homework well. I will definitely do my homework well again. You go out quickly, you go out quickly, don't worry. I really, really go out quickly and get mom out quickly!
瓜子:(老妈走了出去)
瓜子:哈哈哈,我的主场!
(又过了一会儿,老爸走了进来)
瓜子:(光速收起书本,开始背诵)I want to read books. I want to read books the most. Don't worry, I'm doing my homework well. I will definitely do my homework well again. You go out quickly, you go out quickly, don't worry. I really, really go out quickly and get mom out quickly! Really, really, you don't have to worry about me. I'm really doing my homework well. I don't know how to play with tablets or read books. I'm not distracted. Go out quickly
(就这样,瓜子瞒天过海的看了5个小时的书,终于看完了,他回头看了看堆成山的作业。)
瓜子:Oh my god, why is my life so hard? No, no, no, this must not be true. I don't want it, I must be dreaming!
瓜子:这肯定不是我,我一定在做梦!
瓜子:(扇了自己一巴掌。)
如果历史是一群喵之:小学日记——瓜子提示您:看后求收藏(同人小说网http://tongren.me),接着再看更方便。