作业多如狗,左右没朋友,抬头看眼前,镜中单身狗。
Work as much as a dog. There are no friends around the homework. Looking up, I see a single dog in the mirror.
上学的时候作业多到想跳楼,放假的时候作业多到没时间跳楼。
When I go to school, I want to jump from the building. When I am on holiday, I have no time to jump.
我见过最不要脸的人就是作业,我都说了不喜欢他,他硬要缠着我做了他。
The most shameless person I've ever met is homework. I said I didn't like him. He insisted on pestering me to do it.
为什么外国女生的手都那么好看,因为她们没写过中国作业。
Why are foreign girls' hands so good-looking? Because they haven't done Chinese homework.
都21世纪了,还在做作业吗?要跟上时代的发展,手机才是第一位。
In the 21st century, are you still doing your homework? To keep up with the development of the times, mobile phone is the first.
我已经把作业摊在阳台上了,台风你自己看着办吧!
I have spread the homework on the balcony, typhoon, you see to do it yourself!
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